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SALTY PUN
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you know your shirt can do the pickup line
for you right?
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or you could care less about that non-sense and you just wanna have fun...
men's t-shirt - rose all day
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men's t-shirt - "serial chiller"
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men's black bomber jacket - "put me on your story"
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ok ok...so you ain't fun but you still love the pun...
Men's T-Shirt - No New Amigos
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Men's Black Hoodie - "Too Viejo for this Shit"
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Men's Black T-Shirt - Salty Logo
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and if shirts are not your game, you'll sure love these instead...
Lavender Scented Candle - "I LIT THIS BECAUSE I FARTED"
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Vanilla Scented Candle - "I LIT THIS BECAUSE... SEX"
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or these...
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why is salty the best shirt?
☁️ besides our obvious soft and fluffy cotton fabric ☁️
👀don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn you 👀
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