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Wash Your Mouth Out After Your Read These Inappropriate Puns

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
I’m trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot.
Enough of the gay jokes… cum on guys.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic violence, but I beat her to it
What do you call someone masturbating into open water? Free Willy…
Oh cramps…. You bloody bitch.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
My friend met a male porno actor the other day. She told me he was really cocky.
A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
Anal sex makes your hole weak.
What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty.
Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off.
She said she was gonna toss my salad. I said well, you better start undressing…
A friend told me how she was molested as a child…very touching story.
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.
Those are the whitest teeth I’ve cum across
Rough sex isn’t all it’s choked up to be.
A soldier suffered from premature ejaculation. He got a dishonorable discharge.
Love is like a machine… sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
Molestation is a touchy subject.
Man walks up to 3 nuns and flashes them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun doesn’t even touch him.
Why shouldn’t you have phone sex? Because you might get hearing AIDS.
I just finished a script for a porno movie, but it has got too many holes in it.
Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking intents.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It’s not hard.
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They’ve both swallowed a lot of seamen.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
Girls on their periods always ovary act.
Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.
I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider.
Sex on tv can’t hurt unless you fall off.
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.
Constipation must be a pain in the ass.

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