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Suit Up For These Work and Office Puns

If the outlook for laughter seems bleak, schedule in some laughs with these clever and fun, but equally as bad office puns!
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I met an outdoorsy carpet salesman. You could say we was pretty RUGged.
(Submitted by: Kaitlyn, Bethesda, MD)
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter none of them work.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
(Submitted by: Kaitlyn, Bethesda, MD)
I’m an archeologists and my life is in ruins
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.
Q: What kind of parties do printers have? A: Paper Jams
The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Many architects are good at coming up with concrete plans.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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