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6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
There’s a fine line between numerator and denominator.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
My math teacher called me average. How mean!
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
Learning about electricity today was quite illuminating
Lif is too short
One fifth of people are just too tense
My math teacher called me average. How mean!
How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they’re, there.
I asked my friend for a sharpened pencil, but he didn’t have one. I always knew he was a little dull
I can’t count how many times I failed maths at school.
A rubber band slingshot was confiscated in algebra class for being a weapon of math disruption.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I hope the purrfessor cancels class beclaws I’m just not feline up for it right meow!
Thanks for explaining the word ‘many’ to me, it means alot.

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