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Score a Few Laughs With These Sports Puns

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A deer hunter got on his hands and knees to take a closer at some tracks. That’s when he got hit by the train.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
USA’s been so good at the Olympics, it’s trumped the rest!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
What is a runner’s favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms.
I used to have a fear of hurdles…but i got over it.
An untalented gymnast walks into a bar
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving is not for you.

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