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Pun Trolling the Narrative

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Pun Trolling is when you insert puns into conversations of unknowing friends or aquaintances. It’s quite funny if done correctly. Here are some examples!


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Toilet Paper Puns are Tearable, but it seems Sophia
loves them, perhaps you should try some puns for
your next pick-up line!
Toilet Paper Puns are Tearable
What Did the Crushed Grape say?
The crushed grape wine-d

Everyone loves a cheesy pun, especially
when that cheesy pun is returned with
an even cheesier pun!
More Cheesy Puns
Pick-up lines can be punny too, but I’m not sure
this man ended the night with a date, and a shame
too, she was so DTF!
Punny Pick-up Line

This is a shit joke… that’s all I need to say

Constipated the Movie, it hasn't come out yet
Dinosaur Jokes anyone? I bet Dina gets a lot of these.

I wonder which is her favorite…
Dina, do you like hang gliding? Cause I would love to see a's a dina-mite pun

The Death of a Pun — Tumblr is a fun place

to find all the best puns!
I hope the person who created the first pun died a horrible death.... it would have had to be a pretty killer pun though
Is That a Pun? Again, Tumblr for the win in the

pun department

The tale of the Mexican Magician — that’s a fun pun
A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof*... he disappears without a tres!
Mahra Christmas Pick-up Line Puns. I really don’t

this I would have been able to help myself either.

It’s just too tempting.
Mahra Christmas

This one said no to all these pun attempts.

Poor boy didn’t have a chance, did he?

No puns today

When you ask for no jokes and get jokes…

What did you expect?

Nursing School Puns

Is this appropriate for this page… ahh well…

Happy New Year — Balls out!
What do One Direction and Christmas have in common? Their balls are just for decoration

Guy, talking to a girl named Paige on a dating site. She doesn't respond, he replies with "I guess we aren't on the same paige"

Don’t you just love this collection of bloody puns?
He asks her if she's on her period, she responds with "Red dot special", "So bloody I should change my name to Mary", "Parting the red seas like I'm in the bible", "I Slept on white sheets and woke up on the Japanese Flag", "What did the tampon say to the other tampon?" "Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts"

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Well, because he was the best in his field, of course!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was the best in his field.

Question: What’s your favorite pop-tart?

Answer: I haven’t had pop tarts in years,

is there a s’more kind?

Response: Don’t ever message me again
What's your favorite pop-tart? I haven't had pop tarts in years, is there a s'more kind? Response: Do ever message me again

What does a couch say to the other couch at the other side of the room? We are sofa apart.... Response: OMG What is wrong with you.... It's sofa king funny

You know what sucks? Vacuums... You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Black Holes... You know what just isn't cool? Lava...

Tape Puns

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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