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Feast On These Funny Food Puns

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Food Puns

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway
Did you hear about the guy who choked on a pretzel? He was very salty.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.
What’s a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrby’s
I need to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder disgrace.
The case against a donut thief was full of holes.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
My room mates are concerned that I’m using their kitchen utensils, but that’s a whisk i’m willing to take.
I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!
The majority of people find bananas a peeling
I have to eat breakfast without toast because I’m lack-toast intolerant.
I’ve just written a song about tortillas – actually, it’s more of a rap.
What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.
Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
My friend really changed when she became vegetarian, it’s like I’ve never seen herbivore
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn’t find the thyme.
Choking on sugar seems like a sweet way to die
For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. A: I can’t tell you it was to cheesy.
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: “Beef Jerky!”
What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!
I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
The raisin wined about how he couldn’t achieve grapeness.
You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren’t raisin them right.
Cannibals like to meat people
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

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