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2018 Puns: Start 2018 With Some Fun Puns!

Oh Deer Pun

Here are some Fun Puns to Start your Year off With!  2018 Puns for you! Take a break and enjoy this hodge podge of fun puns! From animal puns to office puns and more you are sure to start the year off with a laugh!   Oh Deer, what a silly fun pun   Here’s a little StrawBEARy to brighten your day 🙂  Find All the Animal Puns you can bear here!    What Do […]

Pun Trolling the Narrative

a little whine

View a list of people pun trolling the narrative on unsuspecting friends. Pun Trolling is when you insert puns into conversations of unknowing friends or aquaintances. It’s quite funny if done correctly. Here are some examples!     • • Start off 2018 with these New Fun Puns! •  •      Toilet Paper Puns are Tearable, but it seems Sophia loves them, perhaps you should try some puns for your next pick-up line! What Did the Crushed Grape say? […]

2017 Pun Halloween Costume Ideas

Be a Pothead

Halloween Pun Costume Ideas   Pun costumes are always the highlight of every party. Here are some ideas if you are looking for pun Halloween costumes this year. Scroll down to find a gallery compiled from all over the web. Have a suggestion? Use the form on the right to submit your puns to us OR find us on Instagram @theSaltyPun and ‘at’ tag us any pun meme you find!   Shop Salty Pun Costume […]

Ocean Puns — Fishing for Some Ocean Puns? We’ve Got A Boat Load!

Are you Squidding Me?

Funny Ocean Puns – Find the Top Puns About The Ocean We fished around the net for this boat load of funny ocean puns. Scroll down to find the best ocean puns around. Don’t take your eye off the prize, and reel in some laughs for the day. So many puns you may carp your pants and shout holy mackerel!   Other Popular Pun Theme Posts:  Animal Puns  ||  Sports Puns  || Nature Puns  ||  Inappropriate Puns  || Pun […]

Punny Jokes To Start Your Day Right

Spread Some Cheddar

Need a pick me up for the day? Check out this gallery of clever punny jokes collected from all across the internet! How creative of this yacht owner! I bet she’s a gem 🙂 You always open the good punny jokes with the line “You guys wanna hear a joke?” Anyone else stuck doing laundry? At least we have the fan to keep up cool! Badda Bummmm…..no? Who can relate…. We have more than this… […]

Star Wars Puns That Are Out Of This World

Darth Baker

Click below to view our Star Wars Themed Pun meme gallery! Q: What program do Jedi use to open PDF Files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating A: Wookieleaks Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road: A: To get to the Dark Side. We had Wookie Steak for dinner last night, it was a little Chewy. Q: Where do the Sith go shopping A: At the Darth […]

Feast On These Funny Food Puns

Have a Cuddle Avocado

View the list and photo gallery below to find 100’s of food puns.  Food Puns Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway Did you hear about the guy who choked on a pretzel? He was very salty. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days. What’s a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrby’s I need to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder disgrace. The case […]

Score a Few Laughs With These Sports Puns

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. A deer hunter got on his hands and knees to take a closer at some tracks. That’s when he got hit by the train. I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye. USA’s been so good at the Olympics, it’s trumped the rest! Why was […]

Subject Yourself To These Smart Ass School Puns

world peas

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down. There’s a fine line between numerator and denominator. The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. My math teacher called me average. How mean! An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion. Chem students do it on the table periodically. Learning about electricity today was quite illuminating Lif is too short One fifth of people are just […]

We Periodically Make Some Good Science Puns

Science Periodically

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize! I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.. Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years. The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize. If it wasn’t for physics, I’d be unstoppable I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Organ […]

Suit Up For These Work and Office Puns

What kind of parties do printers have?

If the outlook for laughter seems bleak, schedule in some laughs with these clever and fun, but equally as bad office puns! Have a suggestion? Submit it using the form on the sidebar, with you name, and get your pun added to the list of funny office puns! I met an outdoorsy carpet salesman. You could say we was pretty RUGged. (Submitted by: Kaitlyn, Bethesda, MD) I have a few jokes about unemployed people but […]

Nature Puns That Are Sure To Grow On You!

Love my Tinder

View Our Collection of Colorful and Fun Nature Puns Wood-n’t you love to see some amazing Nature Puns? Then hike on over to find a web of nature puns we fished from all over the internet! Coming up with weather puns is a breeze. I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather A rolling […]

Wash Your Mouth Out After Your Read These Inappropriate Puns

Condoms should be used

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. I’m trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot. Enough of the gay jokes… cum on guys. My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic violence, but I beat her to it What do you call someone masturbating into open water? Free Willy… Oh cramps…. You bloody bitch. What did the hurricane say to […]

Animal Puns — We’re Not Lion, We Have a Tons

animal puns

Animals Puns Find some toad-ally awesome animal puns for your enjoyment — read them now and tell your friends later — but don’t forget to say you herd it on The SaltyPun.com. Scroll down for a list of all animal puns! Cat Puns   I hope the purrfessor cancels class beclaws I’m just not feline up for it right meow! Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good. I’m doing pawsome, check meow-t! Who do […]