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Condoms should be used

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. I’m trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot. Enough of the gay jokes… cum on guys. My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic violence, but I beat her to it What do you call someone masturbating into open water? Free Willy… Oh cramps…. You bloody bitch. What did the hurricane say to […]