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Animal Puns — We’re Not Lion, We Have a Tons

Animals Puns

Find some toad-ally awesome animal puns for your enjoyment — read them now and tell your friends later — but don’t forget to say you herd it on The SaltyPun.com. Scroll down for a list of all animal puns!

Cat Puns

 

I hope the purrfessor cancels class beclaws I’m just not feline up for it right meow!
Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good.
I’m doing pawsome, check meow-t!
Who do cats call for help… the Paw-lice.
Purrr-ty
How did the paw-lice cat-ch the thieves? They got a paw-sitive id on him…
What do paw-live do to keep residents safe… paw patrol…
What’s the biggest cat shopping mall called? Pawl-mart
Stop being catty, you have a catitude
What do you call a cat gardner? A rake-coon
Meowsician
What do you call a cat hair salon? A beauty Paw-lor
Paw-lease
Cathletic
I’m Pawsitive you got a kick out of these cat puns
William Shakespurr Cat Pun
Source: The Purrington Post

Other Animal Puns

 

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The man who loved hunting was charged with big gamey.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Life is like hunting. There are no easy antlers.
The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie ever.
The duck was in rehab because he was a quackaddict.
Why do dogs make good sailors? They know their knots.
A guy just threw milk at me… How dairy?!
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that’s a sweet ass.
Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
I’m so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away.
If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.
Pig puns are so boaring
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus.
What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
What do you call bees that are fat? Obeese
How does a farmer count cows? With a cow-culator
A bear was killing moose for entertainment but in the end he wasn’t amoosed.
Q: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? A: An investigator
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good.
Smaller babies are always delivered by stork, the larger ones by crane.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

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